They're wearing a suit, checking their watch constantly, and having a way-too-loud cellphone conversation about how so-and-so missed her sales goals again.
This latter version usually ends day seven with the singer's target of choice in bed, and the husband replies that he's never seen so-and-so with a hard on before.
And then bam, suddenly the conversation is hijacked by speculation about police tactics, what they did and/or didn't do and how they arrested so-and-so.